texting for seniors

Thanks, Pugs!

Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes.
After all the kids have all their little codes…like BFF, LOL,etc….so here are some codes for seniors:

* ATD – At the Doctor’s
* BFF – Best Friends Funeral
* BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM – Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC – See You at the Senior Centre
* DWI – Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
* FYI – Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA – Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL – Living on Lipitor
* OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
* TOT – Texting on Toilet
* TTYL – Talk to You Louder
* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
* WTP – Where’re the Prunes
* WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help.

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)